By
Elias Rosner
| Apr 13, 2023 | Television
What’s up river-bitches? It’s time to get freaky and fucky in the most chaste, and TV-14 friendly, ways possible. Sexy Archie is reborn for a new generation. A Boomerier generation. So before I get too ahead of myself, we should get into it. No, not like that. Get your head out of the Kinsley studies.
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