Look, we try to present a comics site that is full of substance. We like reviews, annotations, in-depth podcasts, and art features as much as the next guy, but sometimes, we want to have a little fun. It’s the summer after all!
So, we are resorting to the lowest common denominator, the classic cafeteria/road trip/bar game, M/F/K (if you don’t know what the means, well…Google it). With the release of Spider-Man: Homecoming this weekend, the obvious M/F/K contestants are the three film Spider-Men of the 21st century: Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Tom Holland.
Now, we aren’t telling you how to decide this – are you basing it off of their film performances? Their off-screen persona? Which last night you’d like to take? That’s all up to you. But a few members of our staff weighed in with their choices:
Alice W. Castle: M Maguire, F Garfield, K Holland
Leo Johnson: M Holland, F Garfield, K Maguire
Mark Tweedale: M Holland, F Garfield, K Maguire
Matt Garcia: M Garfield, F Holland, K Maguire
Alex Sargent: M Maguire, F Holland, K Garfield
Jess Camacho: M Holland, F Maguire, K Garfield
Ryan Perry: M Holland, F Garfield, K Maguire
Sam Reynold-Oosting: M Holland, F Maguire, K Garfield
Kevin Gregory: M Holland, F Garfield, K Maguire
Ken Godberson III: M Holland, F Garfield, K Maguire
James Johnston: M Maguire, F Garfield, K Holland
Justin Beeson: M Holland, F Garfield, K Maguire
Walter Richardson: Chase to the ends of the earth: Christopher Barnes
Kyle Welch: M Leopardon, F Dan Slott, K Aunt May
Vince Ostrowski: M Holland, F Garfield, K Drake Bell, Upside Down First Base in the Rain Maguire
Me? I would be Mr. Maguire, enjoy a wild night with Andrew, and sadly dispose of Tom. Nothing personal, I promise.
What would you do? Vote in the poll and then tell us why in the comments!
