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    Saturday Morning Panels: Week of 8/7/19

    By | August 10th, 2019
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    Welcome to Saturday Morning Panels! You know the drill. Each week the Multiversity staff lovingly scours the new releases to find you, our dear reader, our favorite panels and moments. And we have a fantastic line up for you this week!

    So kick-back, watch out for spoilers, talk about your favorites in comments section below, and enjoy!

    “Absolute Carnage” #1: Aw, that crazy Klyntar does care!- Jake Hill

    “Absolute Carnage” #1: A man’s got to have his priorities. Good that Pete knows what’s important. – Gregory Ellner

    ”Absolute Carnage” #1: So, so relatable. – Gregory Ellner

    “Absolute Carnage” #1: But can I finish Spider-Man’s fries!?- Jake Hill

    “Absolute Carnage” #1: Just once, I’d like to see guys like this decide to just go home instead when they realize how utterly outmatched they are. Being beaten up by Spider-Man in the middle of a restaurant when you could just leave? Come on, that’s embarrassing. Come back tomorrow. – Gregory Ellner

    ”Absolute Carnage” #1: If you’ll excuse me, I have to go vomit. *runs to the bathroom* – Gregory Ellner

    ”Absolute Carnage” #1: Stuck between a psychopath and a crazy place. – Gregory Ellner

    “Absolute Carnage” #1: I’m not sure what to say of the fact that I’m charmed by The Maker. Anyone else ready for Enter the Maker-Verse?- Jake Hill

    ”Absolute Carnage” #1: Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response. – Gregory Ellner

    “Absolute Carnage” #1: OK, that is legitimately pretty scary.- Jake Hill

    “Absolute Carnage” #1: No, bad Cletus! You should know better than to play with your food! – Gregory Ellner

    “Batman” #76: Something was lost, along the way. What Kite Man represents, what ‘The Ballad of Kite Man’ did, was subsumed by the pretension and the asinine plot conveniences. But seeing him now, I realize what’s been missing: focus. Also, comprehensible dialog. And the focus on underutilized characters in interesting way rather than as pointless, uninteresting pawns. And characters who don’t all sound like the writer all the time in a distracting way. . .Except Kite Man. He’s perfect. Hell Yeah. – Elias Rosner

    “Champions” #8: Allow me to just say: FINALLY! – Robbie Pleasant

    “Coffin Bound” #1: 1: Bidikar’s lettering! 2: I feel like we’re reading an old pulp ad for Dr. Eartheater’s Dirt Cure All. 3: BIDIKAR’S LETTERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – Elias Rosner

    “Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History” #6: In my best J Jonah Jameson voice: “I want pictures of Canadian Spider-Man! Get those photos for the front page! Also, cosplayers of Canadian Spider-Man! Also, a starring role in the next ‘Spider-Verse’ for Canadian Spider-Man! Now where’s my coffee?” – Robbie Pleasant

    “Crowded” #8: The Eagle of Freedom (late-stage capitalism) says: Thou is just a simple millionaire. Begone peasant! – Elias Rosner

    “DCeased” #4: Ollie tends to hit the mark. He may be on to something here. – Gregory Ellner

    “DCeased” #4: It’s just not a Tom Taylor story without a good old fashioned “NAARGH!” – Gregory Ellner

    “Die” #6: Wait. Back up. – Gregory Ellner

    “Die” #6: Ohhh boy. I’ve got quite a few ostensibly “choice-based” games this could be used for. Some Telltale signs in regards to the saying “Buyer Bioware,” if you will. – Gregory Ellner

    “Doom Patrol: Weight of the World” #2: Everyone’s gushing over HoXPoX’s designs, with good reason, but let’s not miss this book’s contributions. It’s not every day someone captures the existential dread of watching a divorce unfold. – Elias Rosner

    “Doom Patrol: Weight of the World” #2: Nice pun aside, pretty soon Cliff’s gonna find himself paying to open boxes that might give him the chance to get a new arm after his next fight. I wonder if they’ll be called Doom Boxes. – Elias Rosner

    “Future Foundation” #1: No, Alex! What did they make you wear!?- Jake Hill

    “Giant Days” #53: She can see dimensions of studying us puny plebeians could never grasp. – Elias Rosner

    “Harley Quinn” #64: Bahaahahaha! This is the best answer to The Offer. 4th wall mockery. Sorry, Scott Snyder. Nothing could ruin this. – Elias Rosner

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    “Harley Quinn” #64: I take it back! Don’t do this to me death! Don’t you dare make me sob my eyes out in this “Harley Quinn” book! How dare you make ‘The Offer’ sad! – Elias Rosner

    “House of X” #2: You and me both Charlie. – Jake Hill

    “House of X” #2: It turns out Apocalypse has always understood the benefit of sensuality! – Jake Hill

    “House of X” #2: Octopusheim! Octopusheim! – Jake Hill

    “House of X” #2: Destiny has been dead since 1987, and I forgot that she was a pretty scary villain. – Jake Hill

    “Immortal Hulk” #22: How do you see yourself? In public, in private? Are they both you? Are neither? When you take off your face, who do you become? – Elias Rosner

    “Justice League” #29: Jarro is too pure. He must be protected. – Gregory Ellner

    “Justice League” #29: I didn’t know Jarro had heat vision. Who knew he could lay down such a sick burn? – Gregory Ellner

    “Lois Lane” #2: Wow, I am so glad DC heroes can be happily married again.- Jake Hill

    “Lois Lane” #2: *grumbles in Batwoman* – Elias Rosner

    “Lois Lane” #2: Hey now. – Gregory Ellner

    “Major X” #0: Of course there’d be a zeroith issue of a Liefeld series. At least, it came out after issue #1. But why this panel? I just got a kick out of Fish Deadpool looking like a tiger just scratched at his face. – Elias Rosner

    “The Punisher” #14: If you squint really hard, you can see that these two killers are almost friends. – Gregory Ellner

    “Savage Avengers” #4: Well, it looks like your play is to cast a 4th level Magic Missile. – Robbie Pleasant

    ”Sinestro: Year of the Villain” #1: Got to love how even Sinestro’s own mental copies had it up to here with him. – Gregory Ellner


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