Guaranteed you don’t know this, but this was the original inspiration for the column. Wizard brought it back because of the news that Spider-Man was being rebooted with a whole new direction. I liked this (and some of their choices, which you will see in the article), and wished they would bring it back. But then I decided that I could do it myself and a new column was born. It’s also not intended to be entirely serious, even though some of these I do think would work. Check it out after the cut!
Peter Parker/Spider-Man — Kevin McHale
No, really. Hear me out. He definitely has the look. Best known as Artie on Glee, he also has the attitude down. This is one I “borrowed” from Wizard’s Article.
Aunt May — Meryl Streep
In the ultimate books, Aunt May is not a sickly old woman who always seems to be on her death bed. She’s actually a bit vibrant and savvy. Meryl Streep would be a great Aunt May, because she has the likability and swagger to pull it off.
Uncle Ben — John Terry
Perhaps best known as Jack’s dad Christian on LOST, he also has a bit more life in him, which is ironic because he’s known for playing a dead character, and Uncle Ben is the most famous dead character in comics ever.
Crusher Hogan — Dave Batista
I hate him. If you don’t, you should hate him. But he’d make a convincing heel of a local wrestler, with his size and attitude.
…even though I really can’t stand this wanker.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin — John C. Reilly
Probably another “shocking” choice, people forget that John C. Reilly has an Oscar nomination for Chicago. He could definitely play an over the top villain. And while I love Willen Dafoe in the role, I want a slightly different take. And I think JCR can do it.
Gwen Stacy — Diana Agron
Another Glee actor, and also another character from Wizard’s list. But really, look at her. She embodies Gwen Stacy more than anyone could ever hope to imagine.
Mary Jane — Emma Stone
Definitely a better actress than Kirsten Dunst, she’s a natural redhead and she can play the girl next door or the supermodel that’s a bit on the vapid side.
Harry Osborn — Zac Efron
Originally rumored to play Peter, I see him more as a supporting player, being a friend and brother-like figure to Peter. He can be a douche or a likeable person, which Harry can be himself.
Flash Thompson — Chace Crawford
He’s the pretty boy, he’s kind of an asshole. While you may not like him, you’re not supposed to.
J. Jonah Jameson — J.K. Simmons
You really don’t mess with perfection. He was the highlight of all of the Spider-Man movies. Why try to change that? It’d be stupid to.
