Sometimes, it’s the most random things that blow up. Amongst the many things that have struck a chord with readers in Matt Fraction and Chip Zdarsky’s explosive hit “Sex Criminals” is Sexual Gary, a character that started as a gag and has somehow become a star in the hearts of some readers.
Now, he’s going places that few Image Comics characters have gone before, as he’ll be adorning a shirt that maybe, just maybe, will make you that much foxier to members of your preferred gender. It’s a pretty glorious piece of merch, and I love seeing random things like this overtake fan groups.
Here’s what Image shared about the shirt below, although I have to say, they didn’t give us any idea how to order it. Et tu, Image? Et tu?
SEX CRIMINALS: SEXUAL GARY T-SHIRT
Men’s Sizes: S – XL $19.99, XXL $21.99
Women’s Sizes: S – XL $19.99, XXL $21.99
Looking for a way to say you love SEX CRIMINALS on a shirt without wearing a shirt that literally says “I LOVE SEX CRIMINALS?” Say hello to everybody’s favorite Mr. First Time, SEXUAL GARY! The background gag that won over literally dozens of fans is HERE! In shirt form! You’ve already got a “Lying Cat” shirt—so say hello to the shirt you wear on Tuesday. YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA.
This is a real thing you can purchase from your local comic book shop, so get your order on and get that, Brimpers!


