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– Geoff Johns is our header image because we are going to be talking about him a lot today considering “Rebirth” #1 came out and is going to change the face of comics or whatever. First up, eternal DC Entertainment hostage Ben Affleck released a video where he called Geoff Johns “a fucking genius” and said he would read anything by him. Baffleck’s really doing everything he can to try get DC to let him see his family agian.
– You know who else is excited for Rebirth? Geoff Johns. Geoff Johns is so pumped for rebirth that he will personally refund you if you hate “Rebirth.” “I will pay you back with my own, damned money.” Johns said. “I don’t even give a fuck. I’ve worn this Dr. Pepper shirt for three years and I made Ben Affleck my wife”, he added.
– Here’s a poster for “Rebirth” with its full cast of characters. If you don’t like any of them, mail Geoff Johns your address and he will personally come to your house and beat the shit out of you.
– With all this chatter around “Rebirth”, you should probably remember that “Captain America: Steve Rogers” #1 comes out today and it has a pretty big spoiler that’s going to get tweeted and tumblred about a lot, so watch out for that. In case you don’t want to buy the comic, the final page is just Steve Rogers admitting that Geoff Johns is a better man than him.
– Kotaku did a really in-depth report on the fan-made porn scene behind Overwatch and it’s pretty fucked up, but not as fucked up as Geoff Johns will make me if I give “Rebirth” a 5.4.
