Riverdale

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Unbelievable”

By Elias Rosner | Mar 21, 2022 | Television

Three months sure do fly by. It feels like it was just yesterday when we learned that Rivervale was a parallel universe to Riverdale and Rivervale Jughead warned Riverdale Betty to avoid the Hiram planted ACME^TM bomb.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Jughead Paradox”

By Elias Rosner | Dec 15, 2021 | Television

Welcome back all you Riverdale fans! 100 episodes. Can anyone else believe that Sexy Murder Archie made it to 100 episodes? That’s syndication y’all! I’m so proud. Also kinda horrified. How’d Riverdale choose to celebrate this milestone? Why, with one of the strangest episodes we’ve ever gotten. Yeah. And as always, spoilers ahead. 1. Plot […]

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Witching Hour(s)”

By Elias Rosner | Dec 8, 2021 | Television

The long teased presence of Sabrina Spellman is here and, in grand Riverdale cliffhanger tradition was nothing like we were promised and barely mattered to the episode at hand. Huzzah!

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Mr. Cypher”

By Elias Rosner | Dec 1, 2021 | Television

The Devil went down to Rivervale, he was lookin’ for a soul to steal. He was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was willin’ to make a deal. When he came across this young woman scoopin’ for a malt and shakin' it up. And the devil jumped up on a counter stool and said, "girl, let me tell you what.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Ghost Stories”

By Elias Rosner | Nov 24, 2021 | Television

I’m so happy we’re getting to revel in the supernatural after 5 seasons of skirting along the line between creepy and genuinely extra-normal. That said, I think this episode is more of a dud than I was hoping it would be.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Welcome to Rivervale”

By Elias Rosner | Nov 17, 2021 | Television

Lying awake at night these past six weeks, I’ve wondered what new spore of madness the creators have conjured up for our beloved town of absurdities...I now know.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “RIVERDALE: RIP(?)”

By Elias Rosner | Oct 7, 2021 | Television

The season finale is upon us and, somehow, it’s the least bonkers finale we’ve ever had. Sure there’s arson, curses, blackmail, spooky calls from serial killers, and no shortage of skeletons but it never quite reaches the heights of “Survive the Night.”

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Next to Normal”

By Elias Rosner | Sep 30, 2021 | Television

I have been reminded of why I love live performances, and specifically live music, twice in the last two days. The first was Summer of Soul. The second was this musical episode. Who woulda thunk it?

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Five Thoughts Double Feature on Riverdale‘s “Band of Brothers” and “Dance of Death”

By Elias Rosner | Sep 23, 2021 | Television

I figured, since we’re so close to the end, now is the perfect time to do a double feature. It had nothing to do with one episode airing on Yom Kippur. Nope. Not at all.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Return of the Pussycats”

By Elias Rosner | Sep 9, 2021 | Television

Get ready for an episode replete with long tails, family drama, sharp takedowns of the core Riverdale crew, reconciliation, catching up and, of course, ears for hats.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Night Gallery”

By Elias Rosner | Sep 2, 2021 | Television

Good evening, all you Riverdale fans, and welcome to a private showing of three paintings, displayed here for the first time. Each is a collector’s item in its own way—not because of any special artistic quality, but because each captures on a canvas, suspended in time and space, a frozen moment of a nightmare.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Reservoir Dogs”

By Elias Rosner | Aug 26, 2021 | Television

This episode is like going from leisurely eating a whole, slightly-dry chicken to being served a 10 course French meal where you only have 5 minutes to eat each dime sized course. Oh and the server might be an FBI agent or a serial killer. It’s really a crapshoot there.

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Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Unbelievable”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Jughead Paradox”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Witching Hour(s)”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Mr. Cypher”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Ghost Stories”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Welcome to Rivervale”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “RIVERDALE: RIP(?)”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Next to Normal”

Five Thoughts Double Feature on Riverdale‘s “Band of Brothers” and “Dance of Death”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Return of the Pussycats”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “The Night Gallery”

Five Thoughts on Riverdale‘s “Reservoir Dogs”

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