This week on Resident Alien, Harry decided he would move in with Heather to her home planet, naturally leading Asta to plot to break them up so he would stay committed to protecting Earth. D’Arcy, however, was more troubled to learn Ben is an alien abductee, and struggled with whether to tell him or not. Oh, and Max decided to steal Harry’s model of the Yellowstone Caldera for the science fair.
1. So Much… Tongue
I know, it’s a comedy, so it’s not very profound to say it’s funny as hell, but good lord, Harry and Heather’s sexual antics completely broke me; I know it’s absolutely revolting that they’re do it in Asta’s truck, on the sofa in Harry’s office, and in her bathroom, but goddamn it’s hysterical – like D’Arcy says, it’s as if Asta has two cats who are constantly in heat. The scene where Harry declares his plan to leave Earth was an amazing mix of plot progression and epic cringe comedy, and Alan Tudyk & Edi Patterson deserve all the awards for their relentless portrayal of Harry and Heather’s passion, as do Sara Tomko & Alice Wetterlund for not breaking character. And the shot of Heather pooping on Lady Liberty? Well, now I really have seen everything.
2. Truth Hurts
Harry can tell Asta and D’Arcy aren’t on board with his full-blown love affair and gets really obnoxious about it, stating they’re just jealous and that’s why they’ll die lonely old spinsters, among other rude comments. Still, his claim D’Arcy is needy gnaws away at her, leading her to decide to tell Ben the truth to prove she’s not selfish. Harry’s behavior was correct in the sense sometimes true friends call each other out on their bullshit, but he’s not self-aware to realize in his case that he’s just weaponizing the truth to hurt them, and that if he were in their shoes, they’d be trying to break him and Heather up too – which is all very ironic for the one giving a monologue about potentially causing an imbalance, chemical or otherwise.
3. Max You Little Shit
Max asks Harry for his help creating an impressive science fair display, but he and Heather bully him out of their home, not wanting to be bothered, so the boy steals the caldera model and the grey chemical Harry was studying while they’re in the bedroom. Stealing the model I can understand, that was petty revenge, but the chemical? That was very immature and reckless: did Max learn nothing from the last time he stole something mysterious from Harry? What a smug little man you’re becoming. At least the incident led Ben and Kate to admit they’re pretty bad parents, and Harry to discover the greys were planning to use the chemical in conjunction with the caldera eruption to make Earth’s gravity more suitable for them.
4. Patience is More Like an Archipelago Than a Town
There’s so much going on in Patience now, I’m not surprised Asta forgot to tell D’Arcy Jay’s staying with them now. Mike’s on Joseph’s trail, while trying to uncover what the physics formula in Peter’s diary is, but the constant mockery Liv is facing over the documentary causes her to lose faith in herself, and believe she caused Wendy’s murder by inviting Peter to the town. Torres also shows up to warn Mike that he’s stepping into something far beyond his usual field of expertise.
Fortunately, Kate cheers Liv up with her newfound interest in alien abductions, leading her to pass on details of a nearby support group; their conversation also causes Kate to discover the tracking chip in the back of her neck. D’Arcy then shares the truth with Ben, awkwardly it must said, and I could only imagine how helpful it would’ve been if she knew what Kate’s going through; still, at least Ben seems open-minded about the idea. Oh, and David Logan managed to duplicate Peter’s ability to see aliens’ true forms – what a busy episode!
5. Heartbreak!
The episode ends on an eerie note, as the little ditty Harry composes about Heather on the guitar gives way to Joseph grabbing her on the street, and blackmailing her into spying on him for the greys. Poor Harry: he’s especially vulnerable given he feels he can share everything with her. My first thought was that Mike better find Joseph soon, which led me back to him bumping into Torres on the street: wasn’t that rather sudden and random? And didn’t Mike mentioning her (still unseen) son come across awkwardly? What if it was Joseph in disguise? Or what if… Lena is a hybrid too?
Continued belowBonus Thoughts:
– Dark Horse cameo alert: Max reads a copy of “Tales from Harrow County: Death’s Choir” at the kitchen table.
– We learn from her foster mother that Jay is ADHD and queer, so I take back what I said last week: Jay was the show’s first LGBT character.
– I’m not surprised Kate’s the worst-rated teacher at the school: I do not recall ever seeing her teach a class.
– Harry realizing he should’ve used “sex” instead of “intercourse” in his song was absolutely note-perfect, as I had the exact same thought. Oh no… what is this show doing to me?
– It’s wild we’ve had Terry O’Quinn in two episodes where he’s shirtless, doesn’t have any dialogue, and in this part, dressed like the Borg.
See you next week for “Bye Bye Birdie,” which certainly doesn’t sound ominous. I’m serious by the way, doesn’t the thought of Ann-Margret fill you with joy? Anyway, “time to say goodbye!”
