This weekend we have a special holiday-themed Weekend Week In Review, focusing solely on Justice League #4. It probably wasn’t on your Christmas list, but the best gifts are the ones you didn’t ask for. Ask my mother, who once filled my stocking with socks — seriously, that actually happened. Sure, it’s only Christmas Eve, but if you peek behind the cut for a look, I won’t tell anyone.
You better just quit,
You better not struggle,
It’s time to submit
Lord Darkseid is coming to town!
He’s finally appeared
In omegas bedecked
I’m just glad Lee
Didn’t give him a v-neck
Lord Darkseid is coming to town!
Aquaman has risen
And we even now have Vic
Time for this Justice League to form
And destroy this evil prick
So you better give up,
You better just quit,
You better not struggle,
It’s time to submit
Lord Darkseid is coming to town!
With motherboxes
And parademons
Granny Goodness
And more Apokalips-kin
Lord Darkseid is coming to town!
With punches and kicks
And exploding things
But if you ask me
It’s not interesting
Lord Darkseid is coming to town!
Green Lantern and Batman
Must end their bickering
For if they don’t over all the Earth
Lord Darkseid will be king
So you better give up,
You better just quit,
You better not struggle,
It’s time to submit
Lord Darkseid is coming to town!
Happy Holidays, folks. Come back next week and I’ll spare you my awful attempts at holiday-themed parody songwriting. I can’t make the same promise for our editor-in-chief, though.
