With Avengers: Infinity War fast approaching, you may feel the need to get a refresher on all the Marvel movies leading up to this point. But with so many movies, maybe you just need a quick refresher.
As such, it is my pleasure to bring you summary reviews of every single movie in the Marvel cinematic universe in haiku form.
It all started here
RDJ is Tony Stark
Stay through the credits
Better than Ang Lee’s
Don’t get used to Ed Norton
Not that bad at least
Kind of a step down
Tried to set up too much stuff
Oh hi Black Widow
True divinity:
Chris Hemsworth’s long golden locks
Ladies loved Loki
Captain America: The First Avenger
Back in World War 2
Chris Evans is too damn pure
Hell yeah, Cosmic Cube
They come together
All the heroes, so awesome
Who wants a schwarma?
Tony has trauma
Plot twist: Mandarin’s acting!
Goes out with a bang
A pointless sequel
Sad waste of Chris Eccleston
Infinity Stone?
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Who the hell’s Bucky?
It was Hydra all along!
The best plot twist yet
’70s Playlist
Cosmic Marvel is the best
Love Groot and Rocket
Guardians of the Galaxy (Groot version)
I am Groot. I am
Groot. I am Groot. I am Groot.
I am . . . we are Groot.
Add more characters!
Robot was a bad idea.
Twins are not mutants.
Super-powered heist
Redemption tale for a thief
Baskin-Robbins knows.
Beats the comic arc
No time for debating law
Everybody fight!
The magic begins
A cinematic mind-screw
In the best of ways
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Peter has two dads
And lots of daddy issues
Everyone loves Groot
Peter is awkward
Superhero’s school drama
It was just plain fun
The best Thor movie
Goodbye Asgard, hello space
Humor never stops
Hail to the king
Good social commentary
Broke the box office
